LOOKS
“Ah, I
understand—you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
“Last
time you were at the beach Greenpeace tried to drag you back in the water.”
“To
qualify for Napoleon’s complex, you’d need to grow six inches.”
STYLE
“Your
ensemble does a terrific job at maximizing your flaws.”
BRAINS
“If
you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.”
“If
you can’t pronounce it, don’t say it.”
CHARACTER
“There’s
Mr. Right, there’s Mr. Wrong and then there’s you—Mr. Never Wrong.”
“You
used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you’re the opposite—obnoxious and arrogant.”
“You
remind me of one of those people in school that no one ever remembers.”
CLASSIC COMEBACKS
“Take
a chill pill.”
“I’m
blond. What’s your excuse?”
“Here
is a quarter--call someone who cares.”
“You’re
a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.”
“If I
promise to miss you, will you go away?”
CELEBS WITH Comebacks
Bessie
Braddock: “Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!”
WC: “Yes,
madam, and you are ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober.”
QUOTES
“You
don’t need a weather man/To know which way the wind blows.”-Bob Dylan
“Politicians
are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no
rivers.”-Nikita Khrushchev
“Le Coeur
a ses raisons que la raison ignore.”- Blaise Pascal
“ Tout ce
que je peux , je le ferais.”- Proverbe Francais.
“When
it is the darkest, men see the stars.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
§ “Hitler est
nomme chevalier par Hidenburg.”-1ere
§ “La République
est démocratique, sociale et monarchique.”-3eme
§ “Le bourrage de
gueule (au lieu du bourrage de cranes.)”-1ere
§ “A la suite d’un
gros malentendu Jésus est cloue par l’empire romain.”-2ndes
§ “Il est évident
que “le Big Apple” deviendra un modele pour le reste du monde.”
Victoria TAITTINGER
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